A news reporter gets news taht 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat…sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform per khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Acchanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri per kood gaya. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
reporter: Thank god… Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par koode.
Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri per hi leta tah. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya..
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