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2 Sardars are walking down the road when one says “”Look at that dog with one eye!”"
The other Sardar covers one of his eyes and says “”Where?”" . . . ;->
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle . . .Tourist : How do you escape if a Lion comes now ?Sardar : Give the indicator right and turn left ! ;-D
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body”s face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said “SMILE PLEASE” :p
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardar Ko Elecrtic Chair Pe Bitha Kr Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai Jalad: Tmhari Akhri Khwaish Kya Hy? Sardar: Mujhe Dar Lag Rha Hy Mera Hath Pakar Le… =P ;->