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1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind aya
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Hun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa
“^A mitti nai a
Sukki tatti a^”
Interviewer : When is your birthday?. Sardar : 13th Oct. Interviewer : Which year ? sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte, every year.
Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- “if i drink coffee, i can”t sleep.!!” Banta- “with me it”s the opposite. if i sleep i can”t drink coffee.” ;->
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: “Aaj Light Khana hai!”
Santa:My wedding is going to happen Banta:Whats the problem now.? Santa:My wife did”nt know it…!