Why can”t Banta dial 911?
He cannot find eleven on the phone..Send This Sms To Mobile
Why did santa keep the door open
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta Replies: Yaar Duur Ka Rishtedaar Tha Bechaara . . . ;->
Santa: "God, if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai