Why can”t Banta dial 911?
He cannot find eleven on the phone..Send This Sms To Mobile
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
There was a Sardaji who was having
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down. He started running down the staircase. On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?" Sardarji says, "My [...]
Santa found answer to the most difficult
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa: I”ve Been Sending E-mails To William
Santa: I”ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn”t Replied As Well… ;->