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Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!