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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don”t wanna die because of it.
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai