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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don”t wanna die because of it.
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..