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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That”s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.