Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta,
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai. Santa-par sahb to mein hoon srvnt-ab mein kya karu? Santa-maar de dono ko? After killing. srvnt-lasho ka kya karu? Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja. Srvnt-par [...]
Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu,
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.