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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To Purani He. Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He
Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It”s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->