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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne. Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn"t say he got out
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature.
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..