S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg:
S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe gI?
B@NT@ :vo kU?
S@nt@:aik adMi kam nI Krta tHA Ose p0LIcE pakr k Le gYi.
B@nT@: KiS JUrM Me?
S@Nt@:KyUnkE Vo kaM ChoR Tha. . . . .=P;->
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