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Biwi: suno ji jb
Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.
Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt? SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn"t say he got out