Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?
Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,
Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?
Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.
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