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Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?
Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade. When Girl Arrived, They Start Shouting "Ye He Hy Saali Ye He Hy" ;->