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Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?
Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.