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Santa:Last night,he stole
Santa:I made my son fool
Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it
Banta:But how u fooled him?
Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki karaan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda haan usda naam yaad hi nahi aa riha..
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.