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Santa:Last night,he stole
Santa:I made my son fool
Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it
Banta:But how u fooled him?
Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner
Santa’s Father brought a NEW SIM CARD.. Santa saved that …Number in his Mobile Phone as, . . . . . . . “New Father”
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yar. Naag Do Not Punch Me
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"