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Santa:Last night,he stole
Santa:I made my son fool
Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it
Banta:But how u fooled him?
Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yar. Naag Do Not Punch Me
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth