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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I?ll take the money
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother…
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI..? SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB. I will Investigate… ;->
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.