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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a foreigner?" Wife-"No,y r u asking?" Santa-"In London a lady asked me,r u a FoReiGneR? ;->
Santa: I”ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn”t Replied As Well… ;->
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.