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Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake?
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Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who"s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
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