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Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love.
Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years He Never Used Glasses Sardar : Ya I Know Few People Drink Directly From Bottle
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.