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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It”s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;->
Santa recieved a message from his girl friend "I MISS YOU" . . . . . Santa replied . . . "I Mr YOU" ;->