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Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he…
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam “BAJI” rakhn ge;-)
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water Y Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach