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Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?
Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
Santa: abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..! Traffic cop caught him.. Santa- Sir im Learning how 2 drive..! Cop said- without instructor..? Santa said- yeh correspondence course hai… ;->
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I”m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu?s When He Was Child