You Are Here: Home » Santa banta sms » Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!