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Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade. When Girl Arrived, They Start Shouting "Ye He Hy Saali Ye He Hy" ;->
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
Santa recieved a message from his girl friend "I MISS YOU" . . . . . Santa replied . . . "I Mr YOU" ;->
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again.