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Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?
Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don”t wanna die because of it.
S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;->
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included. Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega ;->