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Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It?s for people who can?t swim!
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Why can”t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone..
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Judge: Y U”ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I”ve nt stolen money. He jst gave it 2 me Judge: Whn He gave U money ? Sardar: Whn I showd him gun ;->