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Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It?s for people who can?t swim!
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird… Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where…? ;->
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!