Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It?s for people who can?t swim!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
There was a Sardaji who was having
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down. He started running down the staircase. On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?" Sardarji says, "My [...]
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!
I have liked many but loved very
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."