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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA!
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included. Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha Aaj bhi hai aur Kal bhi rahega ;->