Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."Send This Sms To Mobile
Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs
Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think? Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti??
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa Singh got up in the middle
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is this one one one one?” says the voice. Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Are you sure it isn”t one one one one?” Again Santa said, “No, this is eleven eleven.” “Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you [...]
Santa: Do you know English?
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a foreigner?" Wife-"No,y r u asking?" Santa-"In London a lady asked me,r u a FoReiGneR? ;->