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Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!
Santa recieved a message from his girl friend "I MISS YOU" . . . . . Santa replied . . . "I Mr YOU" ;->
Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.