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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha …
Banta – Kya Dekh Rahe Ho … ??
Santa – Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy ;->
A man was doing push ups on d beach. Drunk Santa sees him n starts laughing loudly n says: Sorry to tell you but d women below you has already left…
Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami? Banta: So Simple Yar. Naag Do Not Punch Me
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!