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Side Of One
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
He Became Upset & Said,
I Think I Am Late To
All R Coming Back
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It”s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!