Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh.
Servant picked phone.
Santa-memsab se baat karvao!
Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai.
Santa-par sahb to mein hoon
srvnt-ab mein kya karu?
Santa-maar de dono ko?
srvnt-lasho ka kya karu?
Send This Sms To Mobile
Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja.
Srvnt-par hamaare ghar mein to swimming pool hi nahi hai
Santa:-oh sorry, wrong number.
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