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One night Santa”s girlfriend asked her: Darling, are you free tonight? Santa shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged you before?
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
A man was doing push ups on d beach. Drunk Santa sees him n starts laughing loudly n says: Sorry to tell you but d women below you has already left…
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too