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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator? Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!