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BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA …=P;->
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife..
Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It”s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->
Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird… Santa Lookd Up At The Sky & Said: Where…? ;->
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don”t wanna die because of it.