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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I?ll take the money
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother…
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t came back yet! Santa: Why don"t u cook something else?
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.