Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha, Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi? Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
While walking in the highlands Santa fell
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there"s nothing down here.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..!
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..! Traffic cop caught him.. Santa- Sir im Learning how 2 drive..! Cop said- without instructor..? Santa said- yeh correspondence course hai… ;->