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Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature.