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Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS
Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Santa – My wife died yesterday.. I”m trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta – No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t came back yet! Santa: Why don"t u cook something else?
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That”s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number