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Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to…?
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother…
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u knw all d laws ? Lawyer : Yes ! Santa : Tell me 3rd law of Thermodynamics ;->
What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole.