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Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya..
Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya??
Santa: ?RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN? Me Aaya..
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It?s for people who can?t swim!
Santa”s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai. (=awaD o_0 W!LD T3XT3R
Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think? Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti??