Santa 2 Banta Yar Road Cutting Ki Tecnolgy Aye Ha . .
Banta Kia ?
Santa Bili . . .
Banta Mazak Mat Kr Bili Kaise . . .
Santa Simple Sub Bolte Wo Dekho Bili Rasta Kutt Gaye Ha…=P ;->
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