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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, ==> Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back
S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;->
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya? Banta: Yaar Actually Mere Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1 Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Prof: and Sodium? Sardar: NA Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine? Sardar: BANANA!