You Are Here: Home » Santa banta sms » Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
Send This Sms To Mobile
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Related SMS You Would Like To Read
Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
Santa: Do you know English?
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar… NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset & Said, ==> Shit, I Think I Am Late To The Function, All R Coming Back
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich,
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"