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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It”s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera.