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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..
Mrs. Santa Don”t Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . . Because, Santa Is A Guy !!!
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
A man was doing push ups on d beach. Drunk Santa sees him n starts laughing loudly n says: Sorry to tell you but d women below you has already left…