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Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Prof: and Sodium?
Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?
Maths teacher 2 Santa,if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think? Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti??
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That? Santa: Tipu Sultan?s Skeleton. Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It? Santa: Tipu?s When He Was Child