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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ?
Santa: It”s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;->
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That”s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don"t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother…