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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di. Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? Santa:Mera BETA..
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen. After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY “