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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main salaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Santa is so rich he has two
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It?s for people who can?t swim!