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Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!!
Santa: It”s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->
Why can”t Banta dial 911? He cannot find eleven on the phone..
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I?ll take the money
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hun