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Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!!
Santa: It”s A Process That Starts Wid Right Hand & Ends Wid Left Hand…… ;->
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way. I was born because of broken rubber & i don”t wanna die because of it.
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It”s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz … ;->
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!