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Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade. When Girl Arrived, They Start Shouting "Ye He Hy Saali Ye He Hy" ;->
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ? BAntA Wo Is LyE MA TuJhE BhOAt MiSs Kr RAhA ThA …=P;->
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.
What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass bathroom and santa banta fighting to peep through the key hole.