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Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ? BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA …;->
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u knw all d laws ? Lawyer : Yes ! Santa : Tell me 3rd law of Thermodynamics ;->
Santa- Yaar! A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai? Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too