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Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty. She Is Eighty Now & We Don”t Know Where D Hell She Is ;->
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
A man was doing push ups on d beach. Drunk Santa sees him n starts laughing loudly n says: Sorry to tell you but d women below you has already left…
Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . . . . . Santa: The taste.