In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
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Saint: I don?t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram?s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna?a birth place, Jail
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