History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker.
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki karaan? Main jis kudi da naam bhulna chahunda haan usda naam yaad hi nahi aa riha..
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai. Santa-par sahb to mein hoon srvnt-ab mein kya karu? Santa-maar de dono ko? After killing. srvnt-lasho ka kya karu? Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja. Srvnt-par [...]
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Santa asked Banta the full form of
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students.