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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI..? SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB. I will Investigate… ;->
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN? Me Aaya..