Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.
One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. gulab said to mangal.
Theres lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come here
tomorrow. The next day when they were driving to rent the boat
gulab asked mangal , Did you mark that spot? mangal replied,
Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat! gulab said, You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!
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