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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Santa: I”ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn”t Replied As Well… ;->
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It?s for people who can?t swim!