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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What The Business Was? He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u knw all d laws ? Lawyer : Yes ! Santa : Tell me 3rd law of Thermodynamics ;->
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Jeeto: Doctor ne mujhe 1 mahine ka aaram aur kisi Hill station per jaane ko kaha hai, hum kaha jayenge? Santa: Kisi dusre Doctor ke paas!!!