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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, there"s nothing down here.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Santa: Yaar Banta, Doctor Ne Kaha Hy Mujhe AIDS Hy. Ye AIDS Hota Kia Hai. . . ? ? Banta: A – Ab I – Is D – Dunya Se S – Satt Shri Kal. . . ;->