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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell. Santa doesn”t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again,santa replies.i”m coming daily since 4 days,i press the bell but no one comes out
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send me ur mother…
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator? Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have