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An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!
Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so foggy that i cannot see.