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An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;->