A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother.
SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother…
There was a Sardaji who was having
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building. While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down. He started running down the staircase. On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?" Sardarji says, "My [...]
A lady calls Santa for repairing door
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I"m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Santa:I made my son fool
Santa:Last night,he stole
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!