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A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother.
SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother…
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is Gates But U Are Selling WINDOWS
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine. That Was My Signature.
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don"t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.