A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
How Is It That Your
Name Is Gates But
U Are Selling WINDOWSSend This Sms To Mobile
Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai,
Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai? Banta: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. Santa: abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?
Banta Singh was painting his living room
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "
Man: I Got A Brand
New Ford IKON
Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer!
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai. Santa-par sahb to mein hoon srvnt-ab mein kya karu? Santa-maar de dono ko? After killing. srvnt-lasho ka kya karu? Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja. Srvnt-par [...]
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..