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Santa: I”ve Been Sending E-mails To William
Santa: I”ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn”t Replied As Well… ;->
Pappu while filling up a form: What
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long…!
What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Banta Singh was painting his living room
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao! Srvt-wo tho sahab ke saath kamre mein so rahi hai. Santa-par sahb to mein hoon srvnt-ab mein kya karu? Santa-maar de dono ko? After killing. srvnt-lasho ka kya karu? Santa-ghar ke piche swimming pul mein fenk ke bhag ja. Srvnt-par [...]