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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa : It Beats, Beats, Beats.
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
S@nt@:d0 u kNw “HoLI”SheR k0 keHtE He? B@nt@:stoP JOkiNg yAR. S@nt@:dkh tHAkuR Ne kaha thA K H0Li “cuB”He. . .=P;->