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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!